Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think “yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living”???
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare?
Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.
Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.
Don’t forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
Or the dead bear he casually dropped in Central Park
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit’s creek.
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
fun fact: raccoons have bones in their penis, it is called a baculum/penis bone
here is a pictureWhat kinda Jeffrey Dahmer bullshit is this?
Study with his mouth, more likely.
That’s why his voice is so hoarse! He’s been chocking on that raccoon dick for years.
Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis
/seriously though, wtf
I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.
Łook who didn’t pay attention at the glue factory
It was me
Hey, this isn’t the YMCA
Listen here young man
There’s no need to feel down !
Reattachable penis
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I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.
Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
…they asked in 1987, when word processor didn’t necessarily mean a piece of software
You know, I’ve heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit… but you know what, I’ll take honesty over the lie through your teeth sell out to the highest bidder shit any time. Admitting that, “yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction” takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and a desire for others to be as forthcoming.
Maybe in some mirror-universe it’s reversed.

I can’t even
hurk
welp, may as well elect him as President at this point.
Guys, guys! It’s OK, it was a dead raccoon. He didn’t give a live raccoon the ol peckerectomy. /s
This guy is so fuckin weird.
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
Oddly introspective
I suppose while doing weird things is a wonderful time to notice it’s a pattern for your family.
He was 14. Not saying they’re the same, but it is weird too imo. Is it rich people with no boundaries or morals instilled?
Theodore Roosevelt: The Taxidermist
Young Roosevelt was a person of acute single-mindedness. This was best demonstrated in his avid collecting (killing) and preserving (skinning and stuffing) animals, and in 1872 he was most particularly fascinated by birds.
https://medium.com/@mollykorroch/theodore-roosevelt-the-taxidermist-16595ad5f818
That man ain’t right, I tell you what.
Someone should study what’s left of this freak’s brain.
















