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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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    Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis

    /seriously though, wtf

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      Username checks out

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      I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

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        Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

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          Why buy a personal computer or word processor?

          …they asked in 1987, when word processor didn’t necessarily mean a piece of software

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      I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.

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        Łook who didn’t pay attention at the glue factory

        It was me

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          Hey, this isn’t the YMCA

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            Listen here young man

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              There’s no need to feel down !

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        Reattachable penis

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