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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

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    Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

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      Ooo! Ooo!

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    That was just the incontinence.

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    Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

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    A feeling based on a concept of a fact.

  • P03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fuck your feelings! 2026

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    I’ve got a feeling
    A feeling I can’t hide
    Oh no

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    what was he feeling? little children?

  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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    That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

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    Wait, it’s called operation “Epic Fury”?? What’s this, WWE?

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      Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

      It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

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        Operation Your Momma

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      Epstein Fury*

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        honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like “sir you’re setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins”

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          Never forget the furry

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      Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

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      It fits with the overall theme, I guess.

      https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029307088808055083

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    The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

    Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one

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    The “News” Media Sez: “In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!”

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    He had a feeling and it was called “fear of the Epstein files”.

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

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