Enshitification coming right up!

Ah shit. Here we go again!

Gamma:Give up all passwords.
Bit warden: No…
Repeats at high speed causing a lock up.

One is a couchcuntatoe.

LOL. Fuck that. I’m not flying.

My dad was Just fine until his 70’s.

Yeah like 64 is an age when you still have some umph and you’re not totally old.

How about a truck load of kitkats?

Also porn artists and sex trade workers wear them for eye protection.

C’mon team, if you’re like 72, get the heck out of there and let new people try.

Probably on the 5 Fwy heading north towards colder climates.

And the coked up Bears too.

Can you imagine the smell if you had basement chickens? LOL! I mean, one can go into a henhouse but they sure stink!

We should go to schools and catch every kid trying to be a politician. Then we should ask them questions to see if they are assholes. We should then confirm with other kids to see if they are. Once we identify the ones who are assholes we absolutely ban them from ever taking public office. Instead we point them to useful careers. I’m sure there are useful things that assholes can do that they can enjoy.

Maybe they can design cruel ways to “finish’em” for video games!..Finish’em! …this ticket #435 is for parking here on Fridays…and your porchlights need to be shaded or pointing down, not into your neighbors’ windows! And only 3 chickens max! 5 if you keep them in the basement.

My new favorite passage " And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, #1) "

How about jokes about guys with enormously long penises? Eh? Long enough to tie them in a bow? If I could tie mine in a bow I wouldn’t but I also wouldn’t be out of the house.

Not without a short firehouse that is stuck to my pants.

Oh, no. I mean that we won since that stuff is totally fine here. You can even marry your cousin or your cousins squirrel’s left nut. You can even marry things like a river.

America first! Yes! Finally, one little bit of fun goodness…

AOk: guy sticks this enormous rod into an available orifice on his partner.

NOk: guy sticks this enormous rod into an available orifice on his partner, and says “I hope daddy already went to work sis”

Its a great up. My heroes. You guys let me know when the dust settles.

So let me get this straight… Of Hormuz.