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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoAlright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoI’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThat makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
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Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
I’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.