Do you want a “White Knight of the Year” award, or will simply blocking your weak ass be enough for you?

My jealousy knows no bounds!! My best “audience reaction/participation” film was No Way Home - but that was just a lot of “ooohs” and “aahs!” as each multiverse character was introduced.

Bruh. “Laughs are on them” isn’t the right phrase regardless.

(It’s supposed to be, “Joke’s on them.”)

Laughts?

OP, please, for the love of whatever deity you hold sacred, get help. Talk to someone, anyone, who can help you work through your many many issues and misconceptions about reality.

Bruh. Get help.

Gross.

• wrong state
• I’m not a killer… yet.
• “Sadly, we didn’t find her.”

Hmmm. Let’s just say that the story doesn’t have a happy ending…

Too many details could allow a diligent person to dox me just based on what little I’ve already said.

In high school, my entire grade was “invited” to search for a missing junior high student. The dress code was “wear your gym clothes so you don’t ruin your regular clothes while tramping through the woods.”

Sadly, we didn’t find her.

Is this really a showerthought?

autowrong strikes again!

attending a sorry of religious pilgrimage

Come again?

I honestly feel like people who hate that song are the outliers.

Have you ever seen a woman who was naked in front of you willingly?

My town banned landscaping companies from using them, but enforcement is non-existent. More often than not, the person operating it doesn’t speak English, so I can’t even explain why I would like them to stop.

*intelligence

I like the cut of your jib!

What did you end up getting, if you don’t mind answering? I’m about to be in the market for a new phone myself.

There. Was. No. Assassination. Attempt.

The sooner the world wakes up, the better for us all.

Same here! I’m a lot more comfortable operating a guillotine rather than a gas-chamber.