

Thai me up daddy.


Oh fuck off. You know what would have been a real easy way to stop these cunts? If fucking American dipshits had gotten off of their fat fucking arses and voted against him. The American people are solely to blame for these arseholes, nobody else. Own it.


I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there’s no way we’re getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.


Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).


I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.
You mean we’d be equal, and you’re making that sound like a bad thing.