It went a-drip, PLOP, a-drippy, a-drippy 'nother drip-drip-PLOP and it don’t stop the droppin of the bad, bad, dookie, so much god damn dookie, 'til it be leaking out down by his feet.

Now what you smell is quite a mess; kinda like rotten beef.

There’s gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn’t there?..

“I find her attractive. She must have a penis!”

• their thoughts, probably