Chocolate covered fried onions?

If you’re going to go full racist, red wouldn’t be Russian. They’d be native American.

Son? You mean “meat shield”?

Unless your kid, I don’t know, takes it off for some reason and leaves it at school over the weekend. Hypothetical, of course. Hasn’t happened to me once… or 4 times even.

If they also aren’t “discarded.”

I believe he is (was) a politician loyal to Trump who introduced TDS (listed as Trump Derangement Syndrome, a catch all term for people who don’t like and talk bad about Trump. As another aside, probably in an attempt to arrest them “for their own safety”). Sounds like he’s being arrested on solicitation of a minor, independent of his farcical medical jargon.

I am constantly at odds with myself on staying informed and not sinking into despair.

If the only penalty of a crime is a fine, then that crime is legal for a fee.

Reminds me of the fake names of deceased plane staff from several years back.

Actual news reporting the names

I just bought a printer. Everything I saw said that if you print infrequently then you don’t want an inkjet. They’re very prone to clogging if left alone for a while. Went with a laser printer instead.