I haven’t had a Tv in years but because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Hump Plumper is a low key insult or props. The tone and context are key.

A few more inches and the balls will be up there too.

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

He’s doing it for the whales. Everyone knows they hate the windmills. /s

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

Solid strategy. You can’t kill me if I’m already dead! #checkmate ♟️

The other option was “Operation We Fuck Kids”.

These would be more useful.

As long as you get home safely, I’m happy.

Aren’t these just modes of everyday transportation to and from work and school for the Norwegian folks?

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.

The other name for the march is the “MAGA bootlickers march”.

Actual quote? Genius either way!