minus-squareJakdracula@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Forest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.linkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoPolice are like a box of chocolates They’ll kill your dog. linkfedilink
minus-squareJakdracula@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.world•Donald Trump says he would encourage Russia to attack Nato countries who don’t pay ‘bills’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoThis is the best summary I could come up with: Trump is an idiot. linkfedilink
minus-squareJakdracula@lemmy.worldtoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•What can the 'average Joe' start hosting, that will change their life?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoSwinger parties? linkfedilink
Police are like a box of chocolates
They’ll kill your dog.