That’s why I don’t brush my teeth - because the government says to.

They definitely weren’t crayfish.

I caught crabs in Nebraska.

Virginia is the worst state anyways.

My crystal meth is one hundred percent organic and fair trade.

Trump told america want it wanted to hear and america has a fifteen second attention span.

I usually lower that bar.

Make sure you push down Monk and his army of side characters too.

Is there anything that Trump can’t do?

After this last week I’ll be working until I’m ninety-five.

Wait until Preston shows up with his AI generated radiant quests before you judge.

Who is their leg guy?

Belle Delphine is not greedy she’s amazing and if I keep giving her money she’ll notice me.

Don’t visit this site without a great adblocker.

City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.

Nothing like some classy yellow journalism from the NYP.

If I’m not doing a small distillery gin I usually do Hendrick’s.

Just put Linux on the VM.

Yeah but what about Hillary’s emails?

I would be happy that anyone is seeing my dick.