Like, in the lower molar, where it meets the gums? Or suctioned to the base of your tongue? Cause one of those is common, and it ain’t the suction one

Is a breakfast burrito a sandwich?

Asking for a friend

I made one yesterday. I tried using 100% butter in the crust instead of 50/50 butter/shortening. It was delicious. Harder to work, i wound up putting it in the fridge for a couple hours so that I could work it before it got too soft, but absolutely delicious. Melt in you mouth top crust, with just the right about of flake.

I also made the rue thicker than usual, knowing most of it would be lunch later this week. After resting for an hour it had the consistency of a fresh quiche, almost like a custard. Thus my shower (kitchen) thought

Booooo! Get out of here with that reasonable and accurate analysis! We’re not here for truth, we’re here for shower facts

(Yes you are correct, eggs =/= chicken as an ingredient. You learn this when you try to use pureed chicken breast as an egg replacement in cake. It was a meaty cake)

“Inconceivable”

Israel, probably

I see the program crushing machine is working as intended.

Carry on

Old? I have a 7a and i just bought it from Google…

Checks notes

Two years ago.

Shit. I guess that is old in phone years

Next you’ll be saying people born in the eighties are old

“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”

“Nope.”

“Pardon?”

“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

Carpe Jugulum

I’VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND

Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett

I actually don’t agree with this sentiment, but this is now a Discworld thread, and I can’t stop it

Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

Oooh boy! I can’t wait to talk about this on r/theatre!

Lol I know, right?

They are literally cancelling student visas with no notice and then arresting the students

The only thing I can figure is they want to push a court case to establish precedent of no due process for ICE cases. That will open the door for imprisonment without trial, which then leads to “legal” slavery. Rent the prisoners to the farmers that used migrant labor, farmers pay what they did before, private prisons make money and get federal dollars per head, and the prisoners get more prison and work until they’re not useful, then deported

Remember when people were press-ganged into naval service? That, but no pirates

Good thing nothing like that could happen in the good ol US of A

They can take hours to dial every combination of an S&G lock. Cheaper locks are quicker. Most Sentry “safe” dials can be manipulated in minutes if you know what you’re doing, no dialer needed

These tools are also pretty expensive and difficult to source if you’re not in the industry

Well I’m a Luddite so I’m probably exposing myself to miners or something

Well now I’ll like Jellyfin even harder

fuck Emby with a branding iron