Sirdubdee

Free Rebecca!

They’re in Marnie’s house. The pants will be returned publicly and embarrassingly.

In 2100. That’s more than enough time to reboot Friends at least twice. I’m not worried.

They let us borrow some so that we can buy their products and pay them back more. We have to trade our labor to make up the difference between our passive income and current expenses, but they’ll only give us just enough to sustain a population of laborers.

Some take a risk and borrow wayyyy more than they can really pay back with their own labor and use that money to buy assets that they hope will be successful in integrating with the loop of money. If it’s successful, their assets buy the labor of others to generate income so they pay back the loan and do it all over again.

Now that would be a cool idea for a musical!

Fake it till you make it.

Why does it make you cringe?

Yeah, you’re right. Roller coasters might be better.

You know that sensation of falling while you’re falling asleep? Have they ever tried dropping comatose or brain dead people to see if it wakes them up? In a safe way, like raised 1 foot off a bed in a hoist and fall softly onto a cushion.