Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can’s recycling value, so he came out ahead!

Eh, people over at Reddit have some serious hair triggers on accusing someone of being a shill. I’ve been accused dozens of times.

Isn’t that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet!

If this happens, I urge Zelensky not to drink any tea during this meeting.

And the sun!

Riiight… Next headline: “Pusher claims that his drugs not the cause sleepless nights and bugs under the skin”

Just a few hundred billion more and I’m sure that somebody will figure out a profitable use for AI that isn’t scamming old people.

It’s kinda funny how sexualized the aliens in Avatar are when they canonically have no genitalia except for their dreadlocks. It kinda defies the sci-fi trope; a sexy alien species that humans can’t have sex with (unless you get a avatar body with its accompanying penis perm of course).

Look, if we just ignore school shootings and don’t talk about them they’ll go away.

Duh.

I’ve tried two varieties of biotech milk, both had a mouthfeel almost identical to normal milk. Unfortunately, both of the varieties I’ve tried have used sunflower seed oil for the fat and that gives the end product a noticeable raw sunflower seed flavor/bitterness which isn’t very pleasant.

My best guess is the shooter is either her father or a kid, you know dad goes native and answers the door with a gun now and whoops finger slipped. Or maybe the toddler next door got a hold of daddies pistol and pointed it at the woman in the neighbors lawn.

It seems like if it were the cops they’d just invoke qualified immunity, put the shooter on paid administrative leave and have the states budget pay off the coming lawsuit.

Maybe in this case it’s was blatant? Maybe it’s because it’s a pretty blond woman, which traditionally are rallying points for outrage?

It’s almost like repeatedly bullying and threatening a nation makes them less likely cut a deal with you. Weird.

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An amusing thought, I wonder if there’s some spammer/scammer out there who uses Grok as their chatbot of choice who’s sent out the “white genocide” slop?

"Dear grandma,

It’s me Timmy, I was involved in a car accident and need 500 dollars to cover my medical bills. It’s too early to prove or disprove that my accident was caused by the ongoing white genocide in South Africa. Unfortunately due to songs like “Kill the Boer” this payment needs to be in in Amazon gift cards. All in all white genocide is a controversial topic with many opposing view points.

Love,

Timmy the Boer"

Can China even really be considered Communism anymore? I mean I’m pretty sure Marx would have something to say about a country which produces so many billionaires.

I was really unprepared for how stupid the future would be.

prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance or an apparatus into the atmosphere in Florida to affect the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight.

Huh, this makes the internal combustion engine illegal.

Water is a chemical. Complete combustion of a hydrocarbon produces water, water when dispersed into the atmosphere creates clouds. Clouds affect the temperature, weather, climate and intensity of sunlight. QED any burning of hydrocarbons is illegal.

I’d be surprised if it was only ketamine.