India must be amongst the top 3 world villains

Gonna go give it a yank for france today 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

I heard this news a couple years ago. No chance in hell it happens

OK that was me telling the story by memory. I have now checked the actual story and here it is.

There are a few ways to stop pitch invasions: electric fences, a heavy police presence, or making your team so bad that no fans turn up to run on the field in the first place. But the Romanian fourth division is a rough and ready place. Back in 2003, Steaua Nicolae Balcescu had been threatened with expulsion from the league after a series of pitch invasions and clashes.

Steaua’s chairman, Alexandra Cringus, perhaps showing why the team he was running were in the fourth division rather than the first, decided the best way to stop the hooligans was by building a crocodile-infested moat around the pitch. Because if you can’t build a crocodile-infested moat around the pitch, what’s the point in being in charge of a football club, eh? “This is not a joke,” insisted Cringus. “We can get crocodiles easy enough and feed them on meat from the local abattoir. The ditch is planned to be wide enough that no one could manage to jump over it. Anyone who attempted to do so would have to deal with the crocs. I think that the problem of fans running on to the pitch will be solved once and for all.”

This wasn’t some slapdash plan, though. Cringus had had a good long think about health and safety too: he planned to build the moat far enough from the pitch that players wouldn’t accidentally tumble to their doom. He even thought of the crocs too: Romanian winters can be harsh so the water would be heated by electric pipes. You may not be surprised to discover that local authorities rejected the scheme.

There was once a man in I believe turkey? who bought a football club and wanted to deal with pitch invaders which were quite an issue then.

One day he passes an exotic pet shop and sees alligators in there. Sooo he has a trench dug out around the pitch which he fills with alligators.

A football story I absolutely love.

I thought that was firefighters?

Great fertiliser and seed dispersal.

Literally read this 20 mins ago. Wild

Rip Daniel Dennett. You woulda had a field day with all these articles.

This is the third name I’ve seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case … I hate to be old school but wtf

What this gotta do with america 😭

This seems to be correct. The Pakistani information minister has also said there have been no violations of the ceasefire agreed between India and Pakistan.

Although it’s still unsafe for people. Good that there is no violation or further escalation.

Just received a video from Bahawalpur. Under HEAVY fire. Its genuinely scary to look at.

Thank fuck I’m not there but there’s so many people in a terribly unsafe position.

I buy like 10 kg honey from a farmer in Bahawalpur every year who harvests wild honey. Got messages from him telling me of the explosions hes been hearing.

A guy who raises goats who I buy from for eid. Also sent an audio message with his kids crying in the background and explosions.

Genuinely a very concerning situation. Really hope there’s no more casualties.

The media and officials on both side have been very disgusting throughout. But at this point the Pakistani sources are more reliable.

Started with the lie about no Rafale being downed by the Indian authorities being disproven. Followed by the utter bs by Indian media about what was happening in Pakistan claiming cities had been laid to waste.

I don’t believe half of the Pakistani claims, but I can still see the sky above me and my eyes I trust. I see many of the Pakistani claims to be correct I can’t say the extent of what happened in India. But Pakistani media is reliable about what has happened within the country.

We have the panama papers, so many names from the Epstein list, snowden and all sorts of leaks. At this point I’m a bit of a defeatist. Lost all hope for any positive meaningful change.

I absolutely believe knowledge is vital and having it would be cool. But thats all it would be. Won’t translate to any meaningful change. What I presumed you had hoped by the hacks

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Ive asked more old friends from Bahawalpur and they say they’ve heard 15-20 explosions.

I haven’t talked to anyone who’s seen anything yet.

What do you think would come of it?

Imagine you find transcripts that show the most powerful people saying the worst most racist stuff possible.

Then you find that they have massive data collected.

Then you find the heinous stuff they’re doing.

Nothing comes of it all. Pro ICE people are even happier.

There’s a perverse enjoyment in the pain of the other that these people enjoy. It would only make them happier.

Welcome to anything India and Pakistan related ever.

Thank you. All well here right now.