“I need a triple A cooking game with blackjack and hookers, all written in SQL.”

“But that’s a database langu-”

“Did I stutter?”

I like how it ends with how the federations said they’d offer $21 tickets, and then just stops. What the hell happened to that promise? Is the $21 ticket even inside the building? Seems like you’d pay more than that just to tailgate.

Man FUCK that tree! My homie fell off that tree once, hit his head pretty bad, never been the same so… FUCK that tree!

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The other day I saw a dwarf inmate escaping a jail by rope.

It was a little con descending.

I saw them in 2018 and they used the same Trump on stage, but wearing a crown, and cut his stomach open the spray the crowd with “blood”. It was great, and the blood washed out surprisingly well.

Hey Jeeves! Come clean up this mess.

Absolutely massive

I came in here to comment this! Back in the day it was perfect for when I was bumping my subs hard and had to turn into a neighborhood, or if a cop pulled up to a light you were bumping at.

It was a lifesaver for sure!

I understood nothing and enjoyed the comedy, good stuff

I’ll step in:

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YEEEEEEAAAhhhhhhhh

Can you define kinda? Or do you have an article you can point me to?

I dunno bro:

Please Exercise My Dear Aunt Sally

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