

Last year I started sending a friend Valentine’s day Dick pics. That one was Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy. This year was Dick York.


Might be the same mindset my ex had.
“Can I wear your Axe?”
“no…why would you want to?”
“I like how it smells.”


I don’t know the correct answer, but I think some would be a good start.


It definitely used to be The Learning Channel just as KFC used to be Kentucky Fried Chicken.


Calling them freeloading then going on to say in the same sentence that they help. Also I wouldn’t call them foreigners. Pretty sure they’re native


*kidnapped and disappeared to El Salvador
Deportation involves due process.


Nazis, I imagine.
How does a desk stop working? Did it just fall to pieces?