

“please tell me the reason of life :)”
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“FUCK YOU, WHY BREATH DAMNIT! 🤬”
“please tell me the reason of life :)”
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“FUCK YOU, WHY BREATH DAMNIT! 🤬”
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
by the way heres an extra censored version
oh I didn’t know that, thanks for the update!
so glad to see they thought through their amazing plan before affecting people’s already difficult lives 😃
I just realized, since “computers” are exempt, we’re gonna see a lot more products with screens in it for no reason.
wow grandma you look really different than I remember you!
I mean… does every site where communication happens not have that? random scams are just part of the Internet, federated or not 🤷♀️
the mysterious hacker known as 4chan soyjack.
so…
For anyone screeching that you do: No. You don’t
I have a feeling that you haven’t gone to school recently lol
Educational resources are blocked that you literally cannot do your assignments without accessing. Teachers will tell you to use your phone to access it.
If you have some questions for someone who is actively in highschool right now, I’d be happy to answer :)
edit: tone
wouldn’t higher wages make stuff cost more? I’m kinda confused
here’s the images
hell yeah 🐈🏄♀️🤙
my cats name is Dodo :)
in my whole (last I checked) 8 months on Lemmy I’ve never had to move instances because of downtime, even temporarily 🤷♀️
plastic pilled micro-maxxer
this comment makes me question, is there an open source sex toy community?
edit: there is lmao https://github.com/PITR-DEV/ukbutt-mod
why is that illegal? The article says that picking it naturally can be dangerous because it looks like some poisonous plants, so why not just let them grow it normally? or better yet since apparently it’s invasive, why not a dedicated farm?
If we’re talking about how it SHOULD be, the educational system to properly teach kids knowledge about life and not encouraging cheating (which a teacher has implied to do before) on some math equations.
If your teacher does their job and teaches, sure. In the modern age where the teacher just tells you to “google it” then you DO Google it and it’s blocked, yes you DO need a way to get information related to your studies online.
As an example:
I need to make an essay on a song… that I can’t access because it’s blocked. Literally today.
I do agree with your reasoning though. Ideally the schools provided resources would be able to do this. However due to the fact that we have 2 IT guys for 4 schools, 6,000 students assuming similar size, there’s not enough people to actually make stuff work.