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  • Americans just discovered the weak point of Iran.

    It’s game over

    CRUDE OIL: Iran was exporting ~1.5 million barrels/day, earning $139M/day at wartime pricing (~$87/barrel). A blockade zeroes this out overnight. Kharg Island, which handles 92% of crude exports, sits deep inside the Gulf with no viable alternative. That’s $139M/day, GONE.

    PETROCHEMICALS: Iran exported $19.7B in petrochemicals in 9 months of 2024/25, ~$54M/day. Virtually all of it ships through Assaluyeh, Imam Khomeini, and Shahid Rajaee, all inside the blockade zone. No overland route can move these volumes. Another $54M/day, GONE.

    IMPORTS: Iran imported $58B in goods in 2025, ~$159M/day. A blockade chokes off industrial inputs, machinery, and consumer goods.

    CURRENCY COLLAPSE ACCELERANT: The rial has already cratered from 42,000 to 1.5M per dollar. Banks are limiting withdrawals to $18-30/day. Overall inflation: 47.5%. A blockade eliminating all forex earnings pushes the rial into terminal hyperinflation.

    If americans succesfully blockade Iran, the country will collapse in 1 month.


  • She was denied a visa to Canada after she was asked two questions

    • Did a country ever deny you a visa? (Israel did)

    • Did you ever face lawsuits? (Yes)

    Instead of answering the truth, she answered “NO” to both questions.

    In an online post, she argued she did that because “these questions aren’t legitimate”.

    That was a major mistake

    Immigration Canada really doesn’t give a shit about what you think.

    You can not lie on a canada immigration form. That’s called misrepresentation. Anyone who knowingly engages in misrepresentation must face immediate denial of entry into the country (Article 40, Canadian Law on Immigration and citizenship).

    When Immigration Canada discovered this, her visitor visa was cancelled.


  • The main candidates.

    • Rachida Dati : Former french minister of justice. Former French minister of culture. Under criminal investigation for bribery and embezzlement.

    • Emmanuel Grégoire : The main candidate of the left.

    • Thierry Mariani : He praised Putin’s war on Ukraine. He visited Assad on a regular basis. He spends most of his holidays in Moscow and St Petersburg. If he is elected, you better start learning Russian.

    • Pierre-Yves Bournazel : He is a nice man. The issue is that most people never heard of him.

    • Sophia Chikirou : Says Grégoire isn’t really left, but she is part of the TRUE left™. Said she deeply admires Chinese political system. Under investigation for financial fraud.

    • Sarah Knafo : Actual fascist. Except this time, fascism is bubbly, cute and adorable 🥰. Campaigns like Zohran Mamdani. She was personally invited to Donald Trump’s inauguration party (and she went there).

    This is an absolute shit show

    No one has an edge and the result will be a surprise