

I think it’d take less time to write down the things that aren’t.
where once I dedicated myself to upsetting dipshits on the internet, I now prioritize upsetting dipshits in government.
please do be warned, I’m still very good at upsetting dipshits on the internet. if you’re here because you’re upset, well… oops.


I think it’d take less time to write down the things that aren’t.


Because 🦞GOD 🦞 made that butthole.


Wait, YouTube’s idea of punishing ad-block is removing the most toxic, worthless part of the site?
Nobody tell them. Not one fucking word. We might even get them to remove Shorts, too, if we pretend this is a bad thing.


You know, it costs nothing to not put that idea into words. It also would’ve been entirely free to not put those words on the internet, where an idea can fester.
And yet, regrettably, here we are.


“the birth of superintelligent life”
Whoever wrote this couldn’t huff their own farts harder if they tried.


I would unironically sooner become an actual hermit and never socialize again than give these cretins my ID or even trust that they’ll delete an age verification photo. Knowing Discord? yeah, no, absolutely fucking not


The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.


I’m in Pennsylvania and I couldn’t agree more. Do not come here – not just because the personal risk to a foreigner is incredibly high right now, but also because tourism is money and money is the only language these shitstains in office speak.
I’ve found having a cotton t-shirt as a base to actually help when wearing layers, as the cotton wicks away any sweat from my skin and keeps me feeling generally drier and therefor warmer (and I don’t sweat enough to completely soak the shirt, YMMV if you sweat a lot). Also helps if you find wool or other outer layers itchy. You’re right to not wear additional layers of cotton fabric, though.


No no, you’ll need slugs if you want to hole-punch any body armor.
Not that I would know what you aim on using your wireless hole-punch for.
I don’t know either, but I’d say my original point stands. “nothing” is still shorter than saying “everything”