

Who’s attacking? Wait don’t tell me. Does it rhyme with dufys *rump?


Who’s attacking? Wait don’t tell me. Does it rhyme with dufys *rump?


No, we just can’t delete it.


Would be awesome if it was a fake one lol.


Getting hammered is the only thing nails understand. Sure it can be hammer language. A little tappa tap tap here and a little smash and pull there.


Catches one guy only to realize he’s just a guy. Then he’ll get Delcy or whatever the next person’s name is and then the next one until finally Venezuela is just 4 kids an a goat.
My guess is that our patience will run out first. And one more thing…what happens later when dufus is not president anymore? Everyone is gonna forget he’s a total asshole?
If I ever see putin face to face and I happen to carry a hammer, I’m gonna talk to him in nail language.


Microslurp! We make software slurplier!
Agh, could you make it a little shittier?
Sure!
Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!
That’s it!!!
But my left handed microscope scissors rat nail polishing encabrulator only works on windows 11 if it has AI! Whatever should I do?!!!
Rat flies out of the window nails, face ears all properly painted and polished… Then the windows 11disk followed by the rest of the computer parts and the bat that did it all in.