Open your recording app, put the phone in a plastic bag, hit record when something comes to mind

Thanks! You just nudged me down a fascinating rabbit hole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eflB18WmbjM

I’m no electrician, but attaching the hot and neutral wires of an end appliance to the opposite wires of the power supply shouldn’t be a problem on a lot of bare bone, electromechanical hardware that don’t have logic units. Please correct and enlighten me, if you’re more knowledgeable! :D

Single ply is pure diarrhea

Puns - and dare I say, smut - will save humanity.

This and Futurama, if I may be so bold.

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!

https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Window_of_Opportunity

One of my favs.

Only you can decide what is and what is not a shower thought.

While I am struggling with self hate and depression, among all that shittiness, when and how I clean and tend to my body feels like one of the very few things that I can control. Hope this inspires. 加油 <3

It was awful. I was a correctional officer for four years and equipping pepper spray had just become compulsory. 🥵

Noice

People always talk about how dairy eases the pain, but never about fibre! I’ll throw in some stuff rich on fiber into my ramen next time. :)

Well, if channeling negative energy through dance is a thing, then maybe I could give it another try. But I feel silly and embarrassed just by imagining it. :(

All I heard after the three first words were

I really wish I had the guts to dance. I’m afraid of dancing. I don’t like dancing. I wish I liked dancing. I wish I could connect with people through dancing. Jeesh dancing is such an anxiety inducing topic to me… Wai… :(

Whoopsie doodle.

Is there a vote system? I’d like to vote on the next target. Looking at you, Big Tech^[1]. 👀