They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

This is why, as mentioned above:

The most “successful” social media accounts are always the shittiest.

It’s just like that Morcheeba song, everybody loves a loser.

Wasn’t this how “28 minutes later” started? They had a monkey they were playing truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat with and bam. Angry plague!

I think they really mean it would be inhumane if you consider the problem vis-a-vis the yardstick most Americant capitalists measure their “humanity” by, ie: less dollary-doos for them.

Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.

Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can’t help but wonder if these events are related.

They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds…