Nah, you’re right. Only my mother and father are. ☺️

Guess I’ll have to marry my way back home 😈

As a descendent of German migrants, I’m officially dropping the “American” from “German-American.” I no longer want to be associated with this level of stupidity.

I would ask for a citation, but I don’t even want it.

This IS a shower thought; it’s just one that should’ve remained one.