Just block the troll and don’t engage.

If the factor of inflation for housing, transportation, education, medical care, groceries, childcare, etc. were the same as bread over the last 66 years, that would work. Since they’ve wildly inflated, getting people to think in terms of bread prices through the years would only teach them to be blind to their actual economic situation which is so, so much worse than their ability to but a loaf of bread.

Further, if that actually caught on, they’d just lower the price of bread to convince people how great they’re doing while squeezing more blood from every other stone.

I guess the absurdity that really jumped out at me was laser focusing on the act of raccoon penectomy to make him seem like a pretty relatable dude in the face of those thousands or millions of preventable deaths on his head. Maybe I’m just too rigid, but I also won’t be celebrating the incredible skill and luck of Trump hitting a hole in one due to, you know, all the intentional suffering and death.

A conversation that will never happen:

“I saw a dead raccoon while driving with my family so I obviously immediately stopped and cut it’s dick off. Here’s the bone that was inside.”

“That’s pretty fire!”