

He has concepts of a plan
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He has concepts of a plan


[whispering so Russia doesn’t hear] I think maybe we just don’t have much of a military. Like maybe words are all we have?


Cook is going to transition to executive chairman, and he will “assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world.”
His new role is literally Trump Gobbler


Not to worry, the next lot of cuts will definitely fix it


His psycho fanbase will refuse to believe reports of his death anyway.


EXCLUSIVE


The report appears to have originated from PCWorld, but has gained mass attention on Reddit with over 12,000 upvotes and thousands of angry comments. The good news is the report is false. According to contacts that are familiar with the Windows roadmap, there is no plan to ship a Windows 12 this year. In fact, I understand that the Windows roadmap for 2026 is all about fixing Windows 11 and attempting to improve its reputation by addressing top feedback such as reducing AI bloat across the OS, bringing back the movable Taskbar, and more.
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There’s lots of other claims the report makes that are also easy to debunk. The codename Hudson Valley is from 2023 and not tied to a Windows 12, the “radically redesigned” UI claims are just based on a leaked concept from 2022 that was never greenlit to ship, and a subscription-based version of Windows has been rumored to be around the corner since 2012.


“Did you know you haven’t subscribed to Xbox? You should turn on Windows Backup! Save your important documents in OneDrive! Do you want to import your browsing data into Edge, just in case you feel like trying it? Copilot can help you get things done in all your favourite Microsoft apps!”
“P-Please, just leave me alone…”
“OK, I’ll remind you later!”


I’m sure it’s the only bit they’ll actually bother enforcing
Not necessarily bots, but astroturfing, yes.
The Israeli government spends a lot of time and money on targeted ads and campaigning to get people to vote for their song. Not just in Israel, either, these are Israeli embassy accounts: