I don’t like insulting them, though, even if they do really annoying shit. It’ll make the rock try to convince me its sad and I’m not emotionally hardened enough for that kind of trickery to not work on me at least a little.

The longest groan ever:

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeolAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

“gay earth,” “cat torture in China”

Guys, is this real? I don’t wanna look it up myself.

the monkeys did nothing wrong.

No, this is totally human behavior whether we like it or not. People can and do become like this.

This is not excusable as like rehabilitate-able behavior, he should fertilize an apple tree and be happy about it because that’s the only configuration of his atoms I could see that’d actually benefit anyone.

She’s funny like how Trump is really funny. It’s not her actions that are funny. It’s her absurd character.

Fuck (but with less inexplicable downvotes)

Agriculture isn’t the main contributor to climate change and there are known solutions for reducing agricultural land-use like not eating meat. There is research on stuff like this and a sustainable global society of billions isn’t some unachievable goal because of how much humans need to eat.

Then they have to go.

Try shutting down imperialism from within a core country and you’ll see the resistance is much more than most living there are willing to risk.