

We’re not even this backwards in Florida. Solar is booming out here in the sticks. Our soil sucks in NW Florida, so while you may see miles and miles of woods and forests, the top soil is paper thin, sand all the way to China.
We’re happily converting that poor land to solar, fast as we can go. Haven’t seen it make a dent in my bill, certain there’s plenty of fuckery. We had a cool quasi-private/government power company, our politicians sold us out to all private.
Oh god, make it an Igor from Discworld.