Yesterday I got a call from someone who thought I was the tax office. Wrong number.

They’re not hard at all.

You forgot “and then she went bat shit crazy.” I mean, she was questionable already (and I’m talking about her behaviour and being a terrible judge of character, not the books), but this is a whole nother level of nuts.

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If we’re lucky it kills most US politicians before it crosses the borders. (If by some miracle countries do the right thing at the right time, i.e. closing the borders)

Indeedy. Hitler didn’t want to destroy the country, didn’t defund scientific research, had advisors who knew what they were doing, didn’t sell state secrets to the USSR, didn’t want to destroy nature… I can’t believe I’m defending Hitler.

We’re not. Too warm. Winter was also too warm.

We have blossoms. They’re 3 weeks too early. Even during a “hot” year the high season for blossoms was around 7 April. We will probably have a frost in April that will kill off the fruit.

I’m in favour of the Mussolini treatment, myself.

I quit after y2k. I worked nights for months and after it was over, my baby threw up on me one morning, I was 10 minutes late because I had to change, and my boss literally screamed at me.

And now people are saying climate change is like the Y2K bug and “it will fix itself” 🙄

Nah. It fell apart when Pratchett died.

Our Edeka has a system like that too.

I have to descale my kettle twice a week. It’s so fucking bad.

That or people who don’t live in the US. So, most people.

The earth will be too hot to live on in less than 50 years, so yeah… Mr. Optimist indeed.

AI doesn’t think. It gathers information. It can’t come up with anything new. When an AI diagnoses a disease, it does so based on input made by thousands of people. It can’t make any decisions by itself.

The future entails being invaded by Russia if we don’t arm ourselves.