Right? I am pale as snow and man I envy people who can just throw on shorts and walk outside without concern because I am an absolute reflective hazard. I could blind someone!

Grass is always greener, I guess…

Sounds like someone is very desperate to keep people from saying WHERE’S THE EPSTEIN FILES???

But not angry that Russia blew up a US factory.

That Russian dick must taste pretty good to Preznit Pedo.

So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.

Pedos always protect other pedos. I mean, look at the US government right now…

Ofc he does. Surprised he can even talk while gargling so much Russian balls…

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.