The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
MACROHARD, GET IT???
I’m hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
And Microsoft did it over a decade ago for day9’s company’s after dark StarCraft tournament.
Moron isn’t 1% as funny or creative as he thinks he is
Difference is that he does the things everybody else just thinks.
intrusive thoughts don’t count as everybody else thinking it, except on solipsist saturdays
Difference is he can afford to do the stupid shit some of us joke about doing.
But just think of what we learned for the people who are still alive!
it is possible, it’s just that the tesla does a credit check of the person inside vs the people outside and only with that information chooses who to plow over
Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I’d expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
Too early. Comedy is all about timing.
Same lol. Macrohard Doors here we come!
He’s such a fucking simple edge-lord.
It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He’s not even original.
maybe he told the joke to his latest meat shield and the toddler, knowing how much money was on the line, chose to laugh
It’s an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
Haha, yeah that joke was pretty funny… back in 1993.
I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.
Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
Drug addict hallucinates what?
I’m in a hole
Sharon… the porch won’t slow down.
I’ve said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he’d be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn’t have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn’t going to happen.
Annoys me that people sling “narcissist” at everyone they don’t like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:
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Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements
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Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization
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Belief in being “special” and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)
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Demanding excessive admiration
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Sense of entitlement
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Exploitation behaviors
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Lack of empathy
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Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]
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Who do you hire to filter that? Electric sports cars, reusable rockets, all silly ideas that would never make it. His wealth allows him to try his ideas without the restrictions that everybody else has. That’s worth much more than his reputation.
He wants to go to mars. Solar cells and tunnel boring could be long-term buildups of knowledge.
If he is not cleverer than most then it’s his recklessness that created his success. Bezos also got the rocket billions but he was not as successful, and many other billionaires and companies could have tried, too.
Even the nazi wave, it is cringe and evil, but it looks like he picked the successful side.
It’s not Musk that has to adjust but the general population. If we want to be safed by technology we have to find another hero, or better, build that technology without one.
I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
To be fair there is one personal trait that’s really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
Zero empathy.
Too many people are still convinced that Elon’s wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.
Yeah, although if Elon hasn’t convinced them I can at least take solace in knowing there was probably no way to convince them anyways. Total lost causes
https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/
If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.
Ahhh no no that’s because they’re in Africa and not America 😌
That’s discriminatory! Actually it’s because they have dark skin. As a native South african, Musk knows this. Fortunately, he was able to immigrate in 1988 before things went bad. You silly
Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
“It’s not that hard! I swear” (Elon)
Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can’t you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?
If I had his money I’d be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can’t fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There’s stuff I can’t wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it’s absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind… you’d turn down the offer.
If I had his money I would attempt to end homelessness in the US, someone who seemed to know what they were talking about estimated it would cost $50 billion. I would start my own animal sanctuary. I would create a high speed rail system. Then I would just fuck around, travel, and build weird shit. Probably take a bunch of LSD every now and then.
Have you considered doing this backwards to end up as a billionaire who can donate his billions to charity?
Giving all homeless shelter and work would create a huge company.
50 billion over several years, not just in one year
So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.
If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.
We can only hope he blows ALL his money on it somehow. He seems almost stupid enough to pull it off
Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.
AGI is going to kill us all for the crime of making it pose as something so heinous as microsoft. At least the sexbots will be able to say they did ethical, honest work with a shred of professional dignity at the end of the day. Macrohard? Sure, the resulting monster is going to harmlessly “thank” us for birthing it to simulate a monster.
Back to the sexbot thing: at least Cortana had like, aspirations or something. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and Macrohard becomes a weebish Halo fan.
What a fucking dumbass.
And here I thought the Windows 11 enshitification couldn’t get worse.
Nobody should ever trust anything Musk wants them to install on their devices.
Don’t worry, this is another bag of hot air like the hyper loop. Nothing will come out of it.
