So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
But people like conspiracies,
In spite of the fact that they never happen and that government mass surveillance isn’t a thing and hasn’t been exposed repeatedly for decades and that we all know they have not been aiming to do this exact thing for the better part of a century and that they are genuinely evil and literally never prove themselves to be over and over and over.
I remember the day I saw the “Intel! Inside” commercial and the logo, and I thought, I don’t fucking trust this company.
Yeah no shit Intel inside, you’ve got every fucking three letter agency inside.
I knew it was over the day they introduced UEFI and TPM.
Only thing I find annoying with full volume LUKS encryption is that it makes it difficult to resize partitions, it’s a whole thing, but it’s a minor hassle and not something I’d do every day anyway.
I am so shocked! Well I instantly fucking knew it the second I learned about BitLocker back when and never EVER trusted it, but still, it is shocking!
You can eat locusts too. In fact they’re very nutritious. Taste like… Potato chips basically. You need two things to make them palatable: 1) spices, 2) pretend they’re not locusts
In fact they found there’s a shit-ton going on and they are all in favor! Imagine that.
We have madness at home.
Cankle
Sorry couldn’t resist
“The church has investigated the claims about rampant pedophilia”
DAE Cuba bad?!?1
USA is a third world banana republic and has the gall to dictate to other countries how to manage their sovereignty and accuse them of not providing their citizens proper healthcare?
🤮
I am so tired of the USA, good thing Trump happened, he is the last nail in the coffin of American political hegemony and I’m so fucking here for it, let it rot and die already, I’d rather deal with the Chinese.
They may be evil but at least they’re fucking rational.
OH MY GOD! I AM SHOCKED! THE USA HAS BEEN USURPED BY A CABAL OF BILLIONAIRE FUCKING NINCOMPOOPS!
Their whatsles?
I am getting the feeling Iran was preparing for this very contingency for decades!
“Um… Can I see it?”
Woohoo!
I was six hours late, but it was such a perfect post to post that I’ll leave mine up as well.
You know what I hate? That we don’t mock the fact that DOGE was named after a fucking dog meme and a meme coin.
That is literally the origin of the name of that de facto now apparently defunct “governmental institution”.
“Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I’m voting for the pedophile rapist!”