Take my fcking upvote, sir.

Who the hell is cancer boy?

I guess it is just a joke, but that nickname is fcking disgusting

It’s gotta happen eventually, but it might take you a while.

A while is a great euphemism here… A deck of 52 cards (poker playing cards) has so many potential orders that it is said that each time someone shuffles a deck nowadays, it’s really likely to get a deck order that has never been gotten before!