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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

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Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
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  You’re like the giving tree!

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