Oh man, cloud to butt. I once installed that on a coworker’s computer he had left unlocked. Took him months to catch on. Also, it apparently changed “cloud” to “butt” in posts and emails as well… oops.
I did this to myself and it put butt on our website and my boss noticed it while giving a presentation to a client… whoops
You should try vibecoding it.
“the AI” -> “my magic 8 ball”
“AI powered” -> “RNG based”
“power of AI” -> “result of lots of coin flips”
Don’t know why “clanker” didn’t occur to me when writing the OP
“Artificial ineptitude”
I like this one. Mind if I borrow it?
Go ahead. Also feel free to add “automated incompetence” to the list as well
slop
Stoopid intelligence.
Abominable Intelligence
Anal Intelligence!
“Some guy I know”
“my 5-year-old”
