WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Just as long as the Greenlanders don’t threaten to give him back.
USA’s not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck… Yeah, I’d say that’s not our best.
If there isn’t at least one snowball to the face I’ll be disappointed in Greenland.
I’d also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Ice balls would be better
As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn’t allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
I miss Junior now…
DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
If they aren’t, then it’s best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.
Detain them!
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he’s visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There’s no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I’m sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.
My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.
The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
You don’t need, that comma.
But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.
I’m not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.
No down vote from the perpetrator.
Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.
But I didn’t want the pause that long.
Did you try…two periods instead of three?
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that’s being nice.
If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s
Terrible… For the whole world
An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this
I was imagining more like an angry mob.
This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.
And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.
