Western Europe is facing a massive heat wave, let’s name it together
Here’s my personal list :
- Amancio
- Bernard
- Claude
- Donald
- Elon
- Françoise
- George
- Henry
- Iris
- Jeff
- Ken
- Larry
- Mark
This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.
Doug as in we Doug ourselves a hole.
We should name them after oil company executives.
The Sawan sweltering
Not in the nose enough. Name them after the companies. Increment them if/when necessary.
“Everyone stay indoors next week as the BP2 heat wave sweeps across the continent.”
Instead of incrementing, assign numbers with no real meaning.
Remember BP86 last year? Remember BP165 the year before?
Efficient.
nah, everyone knows the corrupt companies names.
applies human names and faces to the corruption so they can’t as easily just live freely into he world.
they deserve nonstop harassment and ridicule anywhere they go at all times. make them flee this planet.
Include lobbyist and owned politician names separated by hyphens.
Greenpeace Canada wanted to name the Alberta Tarsands tailing ponds after oil execs and politicians that enabled them to happen. They never did it, but it seemed like a good idea.
We do, though it is a recent thing.
2017: Lucifer
They should have started out cooler IMO!
Any idea about 2026? I’m living through the second here.
Hotty McHotface
Barry.
Greta
Hot Coldman
Bernard
Exxon?
Here comes heat wave Aaauughh.
Claude. Like the AI accelerating it.
Hubert.
Heat wave names:
Scorchy McScorchface
Sweatbelly
Steamroll
Barbie Q
Hot Enough For Ya?
Li’l Sizzle
Dewflaps
“The Grill”New Normal
