wtf is with the click baity shit title? there was never any mention of a penis in the story. in fact the entire story was completely different to the title.
So? I did this last Tuesday and you don’t see me bragging about it.
Is that really a crime? I can’t see that really causing property damage. Shouldn’t he just be in the hospital to get stabilized on medication?
Police and firefighters responded to the property on May 6 after receiving a report of a stabbing and a fire at a detached garage. According to investigators, a nearby resident noticed flames coming from the garage and alerted the property owners
Mentally ill person harms himself in a terrible way and the response of the state is to put him in jail? That’s so American.
It’s a real dick move
He’s really getting the shaft
To be fair though the state was in a bit of a pickle.
So he can get raped and become more mentally ill. Makes sense
Well we can’t just let him cut off his own penis and set it on fire again
Dicks off to pay respects.
That’s not very Harambe of you.
My God. Did … did they at least manage to save the penis?
no. it ran away.
“Eeek! A penis!”
He’s kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.
Did I miss something in the article? Apart from the headline, nothing says anything about being dismembered. It says he was stabbed.
the real article is members only
Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself
I thought they were before and after pictures.
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped
His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state
No shit, Sherlock
what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!
A succulent charred penis
This is decockracy manifest.
Annikin, is that you?
Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.
good attitude. No point having a short temper at your short comings.
Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude… chill with the penile punishment!
Don’t kinkshame
After the first frame I thought his opponent was going to be his penis
