It’s in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks
Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change
Isn’t he the leak?!?
“We’ll stop at nothing to find him” the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 🌭
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Do I look like I know what a jay-peg is?
“The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef’s office!”
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
Making fun of fascists can often be just as satisfying as punching them. Both is best, of course…but one or the other will also do.
no, it will not do.
do more
“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
Sounds familiar
https://www.cato.org/commentary/barack-obamas-war-free-press
Paying someone to hold his phone when he’s been drinking, so it’s a full-time position.
Isn’t this like the first step in the establishment of fascism
Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.
Pretty much
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He’s… He’s in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.
His office then proceeded to send out an urgent memo with the title written in all caps comic sans “TAKE US SERIOUSLY, IT IS MADATORY”
If you weren’t doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn’t have to worry about leaks.
The call is coming from inside the house.
