stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comexternal-linkmessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comstermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square81linkfedilink
minus-squarehypeerror@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment. I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAny hips caught lying will be put to death
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDoesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.
You can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment.
I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
I’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
Any hips caught lying will be put to death
Doesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
I DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
I INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
WAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.