If they ever file for Chapter 7, I will be deeply disappointed if the headline doesn’t read, “Hooters Goes Tits Up”.
Documents state business has been sagging over the decades.
How could you fuck up tits, wings, and beer?
To be fair, the last time I was there, the beer was cold and refreshing, the tits were adequately plump and on display, the waitress owning them was punctual and friendly, the order was accurate and the wings were pretty darn tasty.
But I’d much rather go to my local brewery or small restaurant down the street, support local and small business owners, and enjoy a smaller and cozier setting. There’s just so many other options, picking a chain like Hooters isn’t really something that happens often.
Am I a prude for wanting to keep my staring at tits in my home?
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Oh My God! Prepare for a Tsunami of third-rate jokes by second-rate comedians!
I can vividly see before my mind’s eye a stand-up guy walking up and down the tiny stage, speaking into his mic: “BTW, have y’all heard that Hooters went bankrupt? [Insert punchline objectifying women]”
I’m thinking Fluffy could do some good work with a joke in that area.
If you want the Hooters experience, go to Twin Peaks. The guy who originally ran Hooters runs it.
Time to go stroll around the Hooters parking lots to find a new babysitter =D
Why set the bar so low when you could be searching for your future ex-wife?
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who cares?
“Millennials killed Hooters, news at 11”
To be fair their chicken wings give you the shits and their cake is made of ketchup.
Americans are running out of large breasts!
