Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]
Ladies playing the trumpet irl
Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested
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Smart underwear
Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.
Look at Ms. Smartypanties over there?
Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.
This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.
Don’t we already know whats going on there? Could be just me, but i dont want more details.
I don’t need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn’t be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.
I call it the fart switch.
Checks out
Give them air! You got what you wanted!
Immediately what came to mind, classic Infomercial
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized…
The environmental benefits!
All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!
I’ll wear shirts as underwear before this junk… corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
I’ll learn to make my own.
Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.
