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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour’s koi fish.
Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong’s pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.
CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.
He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.
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Guy went full Ders.
I like that they describe him as “sex-starved” as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn’t had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
It’s those lips.
The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.
…what
Right? Did he specifically hate and want to defile these fish? Or traumatize this neighbor? Or did he somehow get genes that just make him super horny for fish?
In this case if your image I would say that it was the fish making unwanted advances on the human
Brings new meaning to the saying “He sleeps with the fishes”
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
Make me an offal I can’t refuse
For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.
I’m almost certain there’s a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with “-Godfather” in the query. 🤦🏿♀️
The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”… seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn’t sound like the pervert touched the koi’s sexual organs, I’m going to have to say that they did not have sex.
Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?
Oral sex is sex, right Mr. Clinton?
Depends what your definition of “is” is.
What do you mean by “Depends”?
What do you mean by “what”?
What do you mean by “your”?
What do you mean by “definition”?
What do you mean by “of”?
What do you mean by “is”?
Today? Not the most absurd thing a president has ever said.
At the time??? I have a hard time thinking of a more absurd thing a president could ever say. That being said…we’ve fallen such a far way from sanity in the modern day.
That’s a pretty bullshit definition. Without going into details because this is isn’t pornhub, there are sex acts that involve only one set of genitals.
If you’re being pedantic about it, sure, but I, for one, appreciate the euphemism given the alternative sentence “man uses koi carp as living fleshlight”.
A koi is ok, but if you want the best living fleshlight you’ve gotta get a rattlesnake. Just be sure you have the fangs removed first, and then use it before the next set of fangs come in, otherwise that’s a VERY embarrassing trip to the ER.
It’s just begging for it!
Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.
Fun fact: I just image searched “fish with dsls” 🤣
Any good results?
Is that the nvidia AI game thing?
Dick Sucking Lip System 5.
Totally shouldn’t have worn that outfit lol
I came here to ask"how??"
I now understand how.
51 is senior citizen…??
Right? I’m 12 years from there, and I’ll have to work another 19 years after that to retire. May as well just call it quits now.
he’s going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds
This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like “Ya know what? I think I’ll try to fuck a fish today”.
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water’s surface in my grandfather’s pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was… different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, “is this love?”
No, mate. She was just playing koi with you
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you’re in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I’m not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I’m just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put “dolls” as the “even” example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with “he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs.”
I’m way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
I actually noticed that as well while writing but my ADHD addled brain decided to skip rephrasing as I was certain you’ll understand
2 guys 1 fish was better
I see we have a connaisseur. The… ahem, shit, that was on the internet 20 years ago and the current youth don’t know about.
Ha good one
Since when is 51 a “senior citizen”?
If it gets me a discount, I’m fine with it. It’s just words.
Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)
Stupid, sexy koi fish.
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It’s not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it’s a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??
You would not have survived the earlier internet.
I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can’t be terrible.
Ah, Mr. Hands. I’ll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.
There’s actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.
Yeah I learned quickly after that one not to trust links from certain people. I did recently send him a goatse picture for nostalgia purposes. His wife freaked out.
Bless her heart, she doesn’t understand that it’s a traditional cultural practice.
My cofee mug:
😂😂
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Do you like fish sticks?
I was on the early internet and yeah, fish fucking is gross dude.
I guess his gf’s a cold fish.
