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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

There’s a point in your intestines where on one side it’s food and the other it’s poop

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There’s a point in your intestines where on one side it’s food and the other it’s poop

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    9 hours ago

    That point is much closer to your mouth than it is the other end of the system.

  • numbermess@fedia.io
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    9 hours ago

    This suggests the existence of the poop event horizon. Science totally rocks man.

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      6 hours ago

      Rocks big part of science. But science not totally rocks. Science more than rocks.

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Foop

  • melfie@lemmy.zip
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    13 hours ago

    Reminds me of philosophical question of a boy eating an apple: at what point does it cease to be the apple and become the boy? I suppose this is a similar question: at what point does it cease to be an apple and become a turd?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      12 hours ago

      At what point does a boy become a turd?

      • wjrii@lemmy.world
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        10 hours ago

        Usually about 11 or 12.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    14 hours ago

    It’s like a Food of Theseus.

    Bit by bit the food is replaced with a bit of poop, at which point does it cease being food?

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      10 hours ago

      No that’s mixing metaphors in a pretty crazy way.

      This is more like the Sorites Food

  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    15 hours ago

    There’s no single point – it’s a gradual process.

    • Mistiy@lemmy.zip
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      9 hours ago

      this comment sounds damn AI generated

      • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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        5 hours ago

        It isn’t just the dash, it’s the contrast. To max out the slop score of the sentence, you should always cram in a three item list, no matter how little sense, utility or value it holds.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        7 hours ago

        You sound AI generated.

        • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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          6 hours ago

          Its your fault for having – on your comment – of course

  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    You guys think of weird ass shit in the shower.

    • tektite@slrpnk.net
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      15 hours ago

      Literally

  • Fishnoodle@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    What if someone likes eating shit? Checkmate!

    • 18107@aussie.zone
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      14 hours ago

      I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

  • 🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦@rblind.com
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    16 hours ago

    Umm no? Have you never vomited? I’m not sure I’d call that “food”. I guess, maybe, it’s still food after you’ve finished chewing it; you could spit it out into your hand instead of swallowing, and someone else could choke it down. But it stops being food long before it hits the intestines. At some point when it starts mixing with stomach acid, probably.

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      6 hours ago

      So you’re saying the point is somewhere in the esophagus?

    • inconsistent_octopus@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      It’s called chyme from the moment it’s swallowed

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOP
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      16 hours ago

      My dog will eat it.

      • criticon@lemmy.ca
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        14 hours ago

        Some dogs eat shit (literally)

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          9 hours ago

          I have a dog that did that until the older dog died. Didn’t like her own product I guess.

        • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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          11 hours ago

          And so do some humans. I guess this kinda starches the definition of food….

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          12 hours ago

          See, still food.

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    16 hours ago

    The point of no returd.

    • Chozo@fedia.io
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      16 hours ago

      What did you call me?

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        15 hours ago

        The hard R

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      16 hours ago

      goddamnit

      +1

  • susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    It’s no black and white situation.

    • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      It’s brown and white situation

  • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    17 hours ago

    More like a slush of gastric acid and whatever you ate, but in principle, I agree. :)

  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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    Fun fact: some people stop it near the top or middle, and alter nature’s plumbing

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ileo-anal_pouch

    • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      17 hours ago

      Medicine is so cool.

      • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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        14 hours ago

        (only vaguely relevant, but I love this one so much)

        What do you call Alternative Medicine that works?

        spoiler

        Medicine

  • freagle@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    The most undialectical shit post

    • SatyrSack@quokk.au
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      16 hours ago

      OP has had a bit of a streak of butt-related posts…

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        16 hours ago

        Think that’s called a skid mark.

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