But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsQwicbsy4
And so history repeats itself…
Said it in another thread with the same thumbnail:
If they didn’t want people to lust after their mascot, they shouldn’t have given her “fuck me” eyes and a sultry smile. This is the internet, they should have anticipated this.
They knew exactly what they were doing
We’re talking about it, aren’t we?
“oh no, the publicity!”
And the color of that green M&M trollop.
Must be newly hired FBI.
The CEO presses pause, the mascot sheep looking over the boardroom in coquettish freeze-frame. “Guys, you’ve gotta tell me, nobody thinks this sheep is fuckable, right? We didn’t put a CM out with a sexy sheep on purpose, did we?”
The VP loosens his collar. The marketing team fidget and look around the table, anywhere to avoid the gaze of the CEO.
“Guys? It’s not fuckable, right?”
A junior exec caves. “M-maybe a little bit?”
“God FUCKING damnit!”
This reads like a Dropout Brennan Lee Mulligan CEO sketch
The CEO is upset at being the only Scalie in the room
Eh, she’s ok but she’s no Judy Hopps.
Before Judy Hopps there was Lola Bunny, and before Lola Bunny there was Maid Marian; and before all of them there was Bugs Bunny in drag.
Judy Hopps
Kwikbank: where men are men, and sheep are nervous
New Zealand never beating the allegations
Nah mate that’s Australians https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg
The only thing that annoys Australians and New Zealanders more than people implying they fuck sheep is when people confuse Australians and New Zealanders.
How can you confuse them when they’re the same thing? (/jk)
Hey now, I know where Boba Fett’s dad originated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger
It has been used in South Africa to refer to Australians and by Australians and New Zealanders to refer to one another.[3]
Sounds like it could be used both ways.
and the Welsh, they’re the real sheep shaggers
While I’m not Welsh, I’ve lived in Wales for some time and I’ve been informed the reputation comes from after the English conquest in the middle ages; English law of the time apparently demanded death for those who stole sheep but lesser penalties for those caught shagging them. Therefore Welsh poachers when caught red-handed would claim to be having their way with the livestock rather than stealing it.
That’s their excuse
Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There’s a reason you don’t see her anymore…
Because advertising operates in fads?
Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.
We’ve seen everything
Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.
ddg search for erin esurance rule 34
It’s too late, we’ve already seen everything…
She got rear-ended by Aflac.
Ben Affleck?
Nope, Corkscrew Aflec.
Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises
I heard he fucks girls in some place very uncomfortable…
In the back of a VW?
Okay but she’s actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.
*fuckable sheep
The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy
“It’d take like 3 guys to fuck a
nostritchsheep”
People are fucking gross. There’s no way around it.
Hey, at least it’s not a real sheep.
Stone houses and glass or something like that.
Bluesky’s thriving furry community started posting their own images of her. Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.
Journalism is dead
This isn’t journalism, it’s an ad. I hadn’t heard of Kiwibank until right now.
It’s a bank owned by the New Zealand government, so if you’re not based in New Zealand, that’s not a surprise.
Kiwi should’ve given that away, duhhhh.
I took the commenter’s implication to be that True Journalists would have looked into the images and been able to confirm if they were, in fact, pornographic.
I assume that unless someone lives in New Zealand, that they probably aren’t going to be using Kiwibank. They appear to only do business there.
There’s something people here don’t understand
When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice
Kiwis wouldn’t pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they’ll be all over it
Source: am Kiwi
Also, WOULD
Source: am Kiwi
Also, WOULD
Why are you repeating yourself
True. They’re also owned by the NZ government, actually.
I didn’t go to school for 4 years for a dying field to stare at degen porn of bank mascots
If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life
he has eyes for small canids.
username checks out
=)
Also that Snoop album Doggystyle.
Yeah. Sure. But is it bringing in the bucks? I mean sheep? I mean customers?
Maybe don’t show her out on a date, then?
Oh c’mon, that’s not fair, that’s not a date. That’s very obviously a hotel lobby, this is the morning after hooking up.
Jealous?
It’s been a minute.
Kash Patel has entered the chat.
Kash is happily married
If this doesn’t make it onto John Oliver’s show at some point, I will be very disappointed.
It was in the feature spot of the opening credits last night. I had no idea what it was; now I do.
