MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comexternal-linkmessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1654arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1641arrow-down1external-linkRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-22 months agoFinally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
minus-squarephlegmy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 months agoThey don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoTry going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo