I’m sure the welsh can share some stats on goat prostitutes, though I have to imagine sheep are preferred.
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤
I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad
I would gladly nominate your mother.

Its your mom!
Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.
We all know it’s your mom.
I, too, nominate this person’s mother
Slowest pitch in history.
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
Beet me to it
That’s why she’s the best in the business!
If it’s a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.
Because one is subjective the other is not.
We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I’d watch competitive prostitution.
Pretty sure that’s just called pornography.
Pornography is competitive prostitution like movies are competitive plays.
I’m not fond of the cinema, myself, but I hear about new movies. What I hear is how much money they made on opening day. So yes, your comparison sits right with me.
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
Not “in a sense”. It is prostitution.
That’s why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. “I think this is the best player” or “I think this is the best whore” are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts’ opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don’t rely on keeping partner stats too lmao
Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.
I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued
Reading this left me prostrate.
Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world
Her own sons included.
There’s a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they’re probably up there:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins
Ben Franklin died too early.
I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.
But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.











