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Top o’ the mornin, guvna!
Good morrrow, m’lord
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it’s definitely a thing. It doesn’t even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like…? instinctively…? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands…? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
Rise and shine, motherfucker
Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.
No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
Wake the fuck up samurai
“YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!”
There’s a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means “you survived the night”
That’s fucking metal
“The suns awake so Im awake!” Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
Who’s we?
The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.
Was it the part that’s normally responsible for pooping?
No. In general that part of my brain is given no responsibility.
We don’t, hope that helps
DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I’m blanking
Mornin’! … mrnn… Slept well? Breakfast’s ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee… 🧟♀️
Grand rising!
We have a bunch of ways for both though.
Because mornings suck
Does “fuck you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
This actually make be laugh out loud! Thanks! I need this.
Fuck you
(I haven’t had breakfast)
Back at ya!
(I haven’t even had coffee yet)
