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This is better in every sense other than people (at least Americans) not knowing who the fuck this guy is. People will remember Carradine far beyond this.
Well…I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don’t have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it’s a deadly sin.
Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren’t in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins
I always thought that autoerotic asphyxiation was the gold standard comedic way for billionaires to die. I was wrong.
The thought of this wealthy pencil dick chasing what I have and dying in the process is hilarious.
I guess envy really is a deadly sin.
This is better in every sense other than people (at least Americans) not knowing who the fuck this guy is. People will remember Carradine far beyond this.
That’s the most verbose way to say “I have a large penis” I’ve seen yet.
Well…I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don’t have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it’s a deadly sin.
Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.
Then again the bible does have a passage about big donkey dicks and cum, so maybe you’re an orthodox practitioner of some variety.
Either way I don’t respect you.
Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren’t in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins
Fair enough.
I’m getting some serious small dick energy from your comments.
Cool. Imagine I have a micropenis or none at all if you want to. Doesn’t change anything I said.
I’m flattered that you took time out of your day to make that for me, let alone triple comment.
Guess I really hit a sore spot by casting doubt on your penis size. Sorry about that.
Hope you get a better hobby one day.
Boy, you REALLY bring two finger tugger energy to your comments.